Jezzk

Age/Gender: 16, Male

Me is like flash. Happyface.

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Score: 10
Start of the Trojan War

"lol"

date: November 21, 2008

That was pretty cool. I took Ancient History for one of my school subjects, and never really got the start of the Trojan War. Thanks for putting it so awesomely!

I'll make sure to reference you in my thesis.

Cheers ;D

November 21, 2008

Author's Response:

ahahaha that's awesome!

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Score: 9
GT - Monster Trainer

"Wait a second......"

date: May 19, 2008

This series is on GOOD GAME in Australia~!!!!

I knew I'd seem this somewhere!

May 19, 2008

Author's Response:

Yep! They first première there.

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Score: 10
I hate MAC ads

"Mwuhahaha!"

submission: I hate MAC ads
date: April 29, 2008

I couldn't have said it better myself. It's true that all types of computers stuff up. The whole advertising war really starting to piss me off. I just wish we could market this as a commercial.

Great work ^^
(Instantly Favourited)

April 29, 2008

Author's Response:

If only, heh... but unfortunately, everyone's picked up on this idea of 'insult the competition and get customers' advertising, so I doubt it'll go away anytime soon... cell phone companies do it, that one bank does it... there's a few others I can't think of at the moment, but they all still annoy me. Thanks for the comment!

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Score: 10
KK-Truth About Terrosist

"Not funny dude."

date: April 10, 2008

It's not funny cos the guy's jacking off.

No, it's not. There are people out there dying, and you're here making humour out of it. I would like to throw you into that war for a day, and see if you would make this again.

Ass.

July 28, 2008

Author's Response:

Ass.
Dick.
Pussy.
Tits.

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Score: 1
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"Has Everybody Gone Insane?"

submission: .<3
date: February 11, 2008

"...hopefully it makes more sense than the last one."

Ha Ha. If this makes more sense than the last one, I'm afraid to watch it; afraid I might explode in frustration of the complete and utter lake of realism.

What are you thinking? Were you high when you made this? Look, I don't want to come across as a total asshole writing this, but I think it's too late anyway.

So here's you 'story line', or the utter lack of one.

The emo guy (oh, emo love, how cliche), has a dream about this emo girl for about ten seconds. Then wakes up, and gets a message on his computer. Who else would it be but the girl in his ten second dream? So leaving aside the impossibility of this happening, he hops on the computer.

He doesn't think at all to perhaps ask, "Who the hell are you, and why were you in my dream?" but instead opens with the good old fashioned, "Hey".

"Hello Again."

Who is this girl and what sort of powers does she possess?! So they both touch the screen and feel eachother. Oh, it's true love. How cute.

"I need to see you.
I need to meet you.
I think I love you."

"I think I love you." And here I was, thinking that the word 'love' gets tossed around too much. Well, congratulations! You proved me wrong. It in facts, gets tossed around SO much, that people can fall in love, over the internet, in ten seconds. And his love is so deep, that he will infact...

"I like in the UK"
"I live in Canada"

...take a plane all the way to Canada, to meet this emo girl with dream joining abilities of whom he has known for about 30 seconds and hasn't even asked her name yet... sorry, emphasis ya know?

So he flies to Canada, and they walk away holding hands.

The whole thing makes no sense whatsoever. But I guess it proves if you add a pathetic Emo Love story along with some crummy music, people will tell you how artistic you are.

February 11, 2008

Author's Response:

I realize this movie is completely cliche and lacking any remote form of reality. But I would like to stress, yet again, that it was not my idea. It was a REQUEST for someone who specifically asked me to make this movie. He was very nice to me and I thought I could repay him.

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Score: 8
Death Note Flash

"lol..."

submission: Death Note Flash
date: February 10, 2008

random.

April 1, 2008

Author's Response:

wasn't it though? xD

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